paulsgroovypalace:

sometimes i forget i have followers 

like

i post something

and people see it????

real people?????? in real???? places?????? who are you??????????????????????

hello yes i run blog

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sherlocksmyth:

how come it’s cool for snakes to spit venom and unhinge their jaw to swallow people whole, but when i do it, i’m the “antichrist” and i need an “exorcism”?

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fuckingsession:

I don’t know why, but I’m literally in love with this photo

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circumcising:

all sex jokes aside tho i am actually quite lonely 

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metalgasm:

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robotmango:

gooqueen:

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor

lots to look forward to

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